firsts #1

Do you remember your firsts?
Let's start with the obvious ones.

First girl I had a crush on.
Her name was/is Stephanie Marshall and she was in the same class as me. Ok, that was probably going to be blindingly obvious to you lot. The slightly icky bit is that I should now admit to this being when I was in primary school and probably not much older than maybe 8 years old. I can't really be sure but it can't be older than 8 because she moved from the area a couple of years before I went to secondary school and I did that the last year before 1st year of secondary.
I know.... 8 years old = ewww.
what can I say?

Ok, in all fairness, it was anything really; just one of those things. Admittedly, I do remember grabbing her arse on one occasion whilst going up the stairs but as far as I can remember, that's the only thing that ever happened because of this crush.

Strangely enough, my first "sexual" encounter was also in primary school with a girl whose name I think (I can't remember now...) was/is Rita. We were sitting on the floor at story time (now that's a memory and a half!) and I'm not entirely sure how this all came about but the next thing I knew, she had her hand down my pants. Can't remember much apart from me having my hand down her pants in response. The slightly strange bit is that every now and then I still see her around in the local twon centre.....

Another Primary School First is that of being sick. That is, the earliest memory I have of being physically sick was when I was in Primary School. I can even remember the most likely cause as this leqad to my vomit being wellm distinct; it was bright green. If I was being more precise, it was the bright green that you get from food colouring. How did I get to ingest green food colouring? It was in my sister's home/school made peppermint creme sweets.

The first time I was sick, it was as I was walking into the classroom. Instead of walking in the usual line, I made a detour around the first table but I hadn't made it half way around when all of a sudden, *sloop* writing book on the table was covered in presh P vomit.....
Thinking back now, I don't recall this vomit being green so I might've mistakenly blamed my sister for my ailment.

What I do remember though, is that when i got home again, she gave me one of her peppermint creme sweets which, after having quickly eaten it as kids tend to, lead to me pouring forth that bright green vomit.