WTF?!?

.....i was on a break from the office and was making my way to the local McD (yes yes, still on that healthy (running) / unhealthy (junk food) streak). Upon reaching the counter and having been greated by a rather cute girl with a cracking smile, I asked for my usual "vanilla shake to go" (as they do in the adverts) when I was told, to my absolute horror, that they were out of vanilla..... and chocolate.....

Ugh.... never have I had something as sickly and as sweet as a McD banana Milkshake.

On my way back to the office, I was then approached by a rather scary looking thin man in a suit. My first sign that something was wrong was when I/we made eye contact. I had spotted him from afar and was just watching him as I neared and I saw that he was approaching other people who customarily avoided/ignored him. It was then, on rejection from another passer by when his gaze found mine.

As I got nearer, he walked a couple of paces towards me and when in sufficient distance, he opened his mouth and asked:
"have you had an accident?"

WTF?!?

At the time, when I first heard this, I was wondering if that was a question or a round-about offer. It took me a few seconds to twig what he was actually asking/doing but when I did, I was going to inform him that McD was out of vanilla AND chocolate milkshake That was dismissed very quickly by myself as I figured that he probably doesn't fall under the catagory of "accidents" and he probably wouldn't be interested (unless of course he also had a craving for milkshake of the vanilla or chocolate variety).

Mucho Bizzaro?
Too sunny to care....